| So lovers, its time for finals! Who's excited?! I already took my first final for math... There are two. One that the state gives and one that the teacher gives. Piece of crap huh? You have to pass both to pass the class and I got an 87 on the first one, so yeah bitches! Today I'm taking my eng comp exit final... Should be a blast. I'm an hour and a half early, cause my time estimation sucks!
So I bet you're wondering why "molestation, ass kicking, and car chases" are included in my title. Well, here is the story- a very brief version.
-I was getting gas
-A guy decided to grab my ass
-I punched him in the face
-He screamed "FUUUUCK BITCH"
-I ran into my car and tried to leave
-He followed me, 5 inches from my bumper, flashing his brights
-I kept slowing down, trying to make him pass me
-I got down to about 30mph and he finally zipped past me
-He drove next to me for like 45 seconds
-Then he zipped in front of me and hit the brakes trying to get me to hit him
-I didn't hit him because I'm not retarded
-I got his plates and called the police
-Gave them a description of the man, his vehicle, the plates
-I told them what happened and the location of the gas station
-Then I went to work, where they ended up sending me home
Fun day huh? Some people are just sick. The guy wasn't even alone, there were people with him. I hope they make fun of him for getting punched out by a 5 foot nothing little girl. |
